Woman Jokes

Why do hurricanes and women have in common?

When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

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Women · Bill Clinton · Sex · Surveys · Clinton

An official Gallup survey polled over 1000 women with the question: Would you sleep with Bill Clinton?

1% said, "No"
2% said, "Yes"
97% said, "Never Again"

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Women · Beer · Men · Naked · Impressing

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Arrive naked ... with beer.

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Women · Marriage · Singles · Fridge · Bed

Why are married women heavier than single women?

Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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Women · Men · Stupidity · Blindness

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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