Woman Jokes
Top 100 Jokes about Women

What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?

Lazy.

How is a woman like a condom?

Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?

Theres no place like home ...

How long is the average woman in labor?

Whatever she says divided by two.

PMS is something that makes a woman act once a month like a man acts every day.