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Why do women rub their eyes
when they wake up?
Because they don't have balls
What is the thinnest book
in the world?
know about women."
How is a woman like a condom
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.32
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: "Save the women!"
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: "Screw the women!"
Bill Clinton's asks excitedly: "Do we have time?
is something that makes a woman act once a month like a man
acts every day.