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Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?

Because they don't have balls to scratch.

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PMS is something that makes a woman act once a month like a man acts every day.

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What is the thinnest book in the world?

"What men know about women."

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How is a woman like a condom?

Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

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Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: "Save the women!"

George W. Bush hysterically hollers: "Screw the women!"

Bill Clinton's asks excitedly: "Do we have time?

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