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Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?

Theres no place like home ...

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What is the thinnest book in the world?

"What men know about women."

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How is a woman like a condom?

Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

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What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?

Lazy.

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Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: "Save the women!"

George W. Bush hysterically hollers: "Screw the women!"

Bill Clinton's asks excitedly: "Do we have time?

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