Woman jokes

Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?

Theres no place like home ...

What is the thinnest book in the world?

"What men know about women."

What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?

Lazy.

How is a woman like a condom?

Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: "Save the women!"

George W. Bush hysterically hollers: "Screw the women!"

Bill Clinton's asks excitedly: "Do we have time?