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are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?
Theres no place like home
What is the thinnest book
in the world?
know about women."
How is a woman like a condom
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.34
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: "Save the women!"
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: "Screw the women!"
Bill Clinton's asks excitedly: "Do we have time?