Woman jokes

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.

A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

Why shouldn't women be able to drive?

There are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!

How long is the average woman in labor?

Whatever she says divided by two.

Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?

Theres no place like home ...