Woman jokes

124 jokes about women


Why shouldn't women be able to drive?

There are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!

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What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.

A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.

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How long is the average woman in labor?

Whatever she says divided by two.

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Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?

Because they don't have balls to scratch.

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