Woman jokes

Why shouldn't women be able to drive?

There are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.

How long is the average woman in labor?

Whatever she says divided by two.

Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?

Theres no place like home ...