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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Arrive naked ... with beer.

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What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.

A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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How long is the average woman in labor?

Whatever she says divided by two.

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A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.

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Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?

Because they don't have balls to scratch.

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