126 jokes about women
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN54 → Joke
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Arrive naked ... with beer.
What is the difference between men and women?40 → Joke
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
How long is the average woman in labor?30 → Joke
Whatever she says divided by two.
Why shouldn't women be able to drive?26 → Joke
There are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?40 → Joke
Because they don't have balls to scratch.
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