Woman jokes

Why shouldn't women be able to drive?

There are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.

A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Arrive naked ... with beer.

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.

What is the thinnest book in the world?

"What men know about women."