HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN41 Man Jokes
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Arrive naked ... with beer.
What is the thinnest book in the world?32 Book Jokes
"What men know about women."
What is the difference between men and women?32 Man Jokes
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?31 Ball Jokes
Because they don't have balls to scratch.
A woman has the last word in any argument.30 Man JokesNext page JokesWoman Sayings
Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.