Woman jokes

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

Why shouldn't women be able to drive?

There are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

How long is the average woman in labor?

Whatever she says divided by two.

Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?

Theres no place like home ...