Woman jokes

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

Why shouldn't women be able to drive?

There are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!

How long is the average woman in labor?

Whatever she says divided by two.

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?

Because they don't have balls to scratch.