Viola Jokes

Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants?

They both give you a nice warm feeling without making any sound.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

1) The viola burns longer.
2) The viola holds more beer.
3) You can tune the violin.

We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But why does it burn longer?

It's usually still in the case.

How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?

Write a whole note with "solo" above it.

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

The coffin has the dead person on the inside.

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