Lawsuit jokes

2 jokes about lawsuits

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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A young lawyer who had taken over his father's practice rushed home totally elated.

"Dad, listen, you aren't going to believe this," he said to his father. "I've finally settled that old Whitmore suit."

"Settled it!" bellowed his father. "You bumbling idiot! We've been living off of that money for over five years now!"

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