, a Chain Smoker and a Homosexual
go to the doctor.
The doctor says: "If any of you indulge one more time you'll die."
As they walk home they pass a bar. The Alcoholic has a shot of whiskey, falls off his stool stone cold dead. His friends are shocked.
As they walk along they come upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground still burning. The Homosexual looks at the Chain Smoker and says: "If you bend over to pick that up, we're both dead!"
are in a desert
The brunette says, "I brought some water so we don't get dehydrated."
The redhead says, "I brought some suntan
lotion so we don't get sunburned."
Then the blonde says I brought a car
door." The other girls said, "Why did you bring that?" Then the blonde says, "So I can roll down the window if it gets hot."