21 jokes about burns
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We all know that a viola
is better than a violin
because it burns longer. But why does it burn longer?
It's usually still in the case.
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What burns longer, a red candle
or a green candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter!
A man sunbathes in the nude and ends up burning his penis. His doctor tells him to ease the pain by dipping it in a saucer of cold milk. Later, his blonde wife comes home and finds him with his dick in a saucer of cold milk.7 → Joke
"Good heavens!" she remarks "I always wondered how you reloaded those things!"
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, a Chain Smoker and a Homosexual
go to the doctor.
The doctor says: "If any of you indulge one more time you'll die."
As they walk home they pass a bar. The Alcoholic has a shot of whiskey, falls off his stool stone cold dead. His friends are shocked.
As they walk along they come upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground still burning. The Homosexual looks at the Chain Smoker and says: "If you bend over to pick that up, we're both dead!"