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Peeing - 2 jokes


Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants?

They both give you a nice warm feeling without making any sound.

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This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.

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