Peeing - 5 jokes
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viola jokesThis
morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a
button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the
handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my
hand. Now I'm afraid to
pee.
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penis jokesTwo five year old boys are standing at the toilet to
pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!".
"I've been circumcised." the other replied.
"What does that mean?"
"It means they cut the skin off the end."
"How old were you when it was cut off?"
"My mom said I was two days old."
"Did it hurt?" the
kid asked inquiringly.
"You bet it hurt, I didn't walk for a year!"
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kid jokesTwo frat boys were stranded at sea in a life boat. On the 4th day, a
mermaid came up out of the water and offered them one
wish to save their lives.
The frat boys thought about it and one shouted out,"I wish the ocean was a sea of
beer." And it happened.
A litle while later the other one shouted,"Great, now we have to
pee in the boat!"
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beer jokesAn elderly couple is going to their
doctor for a checkup. The man goes in first. "How're you doing?" asks the doctor. "Pretty good," answers the old man. "I'm eating well, and I'm still in control of my bowels and bladder. In fact, when I get up at night to
pee, the good Lord turns the light on for me."
The doctor decides not to comment on that last statement, and goes into the next room to check on the man's wife. "How're you feeling?" he asks. "I'm doing well," answers the old woman. "I still have lots of energy and I'm not feeling any pain." The doctor says, "That's nice. It sounds like you and your
husband are both doing well.
One thing though - your husband said that when he gets up to pee at night, the good Lord turns the light on for him. Do you have any idea what he means?" "Oh No," says the woman, "He's peeing in the
refrigerator again."
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doctor jokes
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