One day at the rest home, an old man
are talking. Out of nowhere the woman says, "I can guess your age
The man doesn't believe her, but tells her to go ahead and try.
"Pull down your pants," she says.
He doesn't understand but does it anyway. She inspects his rear end for a few minutes and then says, "You're 84 years old."
"That's amazing," the man says. "How did you know?"
"You told me yesterday."
The secretary saw her boss pant's zip
She tells him: "Sir your garage door is open."
Boss: "Did you see my Ferrari
Secretary: "I saw a small scooter
with two punctured
The pre-school teacher says, "We're going to do vocabulary today. Who can use the word 'definitely
' in a sentence?"
Mary raises her hand and exclaims, "Me me me!"
The teacher says, "Go ahead, what's the sentence?"
Mary replies, "The sky is definitely blue."
"That's good, Mary," says the teacher, "but the sky can also be gray or white."
Sam raises his hand and states, "Grass is definitely green."
The teacher says, "That's good, Sam, but grass can be brown, too."
raises his hand and asks, "Do farts
The teacher says, "No Johnny, why do you ask that?"
Little Johnny replies, "Well, I definitely shit my pants."