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3 jokes about pants


Yo momma is so fat. She has to iron her pants on the driveway.

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Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants?

They both give you a nice warm feeling without making any sound.

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One day at the rest home, an old man and woman are talking. Out of nowhere the woman says, "I can guess your age."

The man doesn't believe her, but tells her to go ahead and try.

"Pull down your pants," she says.

He doesn't understand but does it anyway. She inspects his rear end for a few minutes and then says, "You're 84 years old."

"That's amazing," the man says. "How did you know?"

"You told me yesterday."

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