Man Jokes

Women · Men · Singles · Couples · Marriage

Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.

This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.

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Women · Men · Stupidity · Blindness

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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Men · Parking Lots

How are men and parking spaces alike?

The good ones are always taken and the free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

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Men · Women · Flies · Beer · Phones

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies," He responded.

"Oh, killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?

He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."

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Men · Gays · Caring

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

They already have boyfriends.

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