Man Jokes

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

They already have boyfriends.

Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?

Theres no place like home ...

Whats the difference between married men and parking spaces?

Nothing all the good ones are taken.