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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.


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What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.


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Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

They already have boyfriends.


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Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?

Theres no place like home ...


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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1) No mind.
2) No business.


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