1) So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties. 2) So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.
A man went in for a Brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either the Architect's brain which would cost him £10,000 or the Politician's which was £100,000.
"Does that mean that the politician's brain is much better than the Architect's?" exclaimed the clearly puzzled man.
"not exactly" replied the surgeon, "the politician's has never been used."
What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child ..."
A man went in for a Brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either the Architect's brain which would cost him £10,000 or the Politician's which was £100,000.