37 jokes about cows
Where do cows go on Friday night?
To the moo-vies.
4
movie jokesWhat's the difference between a
man and a cow?
One
brain cell that prevents them from
shitting all over the place!
21
man jokesA female
reporter was conducting an interview with a
farmer about
Mad Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?"
"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?"
"Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?"
"And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?"
"Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but, what's the point?"
"Lady, the point is this: if I'm playing with your
tits twice a day, but only
screwing you once a year, wouldn't you go mad, too?"
43
sex jokesA passenger
train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a
conductor walking by outside.
"What's going on?" she yells out the window.
"Cow on the track!" replies the conductor.
Ten minutes later, the train resumes its
slow pace.
Within five minutes, however, it stops again.
The woman sees the same conductor walk again.
She leans out the window and yells, "What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?"
10
train jokesSo there were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.
The first cow said,"I tell you, this
mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson
Farm."
The other cow replies, "Hell, I ain't worried, it don't affect us
ducks."
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