36 jokes about cows
So there were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.
The first cow said,"I tell you, this mad-cow-disease
is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm
The other cow replies, "Hell, I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks
A passenger train
is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor
walking by outside.
"What's going on?" she yells out the window.
"Cow on the track!" replies the conductor.
Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace.
Within five minutes, however, it stops again.
The woman sees the same conductor walk again.
She leans out the window and yells, "What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?"
What's the difference between a man
and a cow?
cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!
A female reporter
was conducting an interview with a farmer
Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?"
"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?"
"Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?"
"And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?"
"Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but, what's the point?"
"Lady, the point is this: if I'm playing with your tits
twice a day, but only screwing
you once a year, wouldn't you go mad, too?"
Why do they call it PMS
Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.