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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!

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Where is the world's fastest chicken from?

Ethiopia!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was trying to run away from Chuck Norris.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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Two Kentuckians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"

"Jus' some chickens."

"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"

"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."

"OK. Ummmmm ... five?"

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