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A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

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I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her.

She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.

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Yo Momma is so fat, when she told me her weight, I thought it was her credit card number!

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