If you can't change your mind
, are you sure you still have one?
Why is a man
like the weather?
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does'nt.29
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
How many Borg
does it take to change a light bulb?
1) Changing light bulbs is futile. Resistance is voltage divided by current.
2) None. They just self-destruct the malfunctioning equipment.
3) All of them.
A man was rushed in to hospital
yesterday because he swallowed a five pound note.
They are keeping him in for observation on his condition - but so far there has been no change!