Change jokes

57 jokes about changes


If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?


Why is a man like the weather?

Nothing can be done to change either one of them.



A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does'nt.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.


light bulb
How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

1) Changing light bulbs is futile. Resistance is voltage divided by current.
2) None. They just self-destruct the malfunctioning equipment.
3) All of them.


A man was rushed in to hospital yesterday because he swallowed a five pound note.

They are keeping him in for observation on his condition - but so far there has been no change!


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