Mind jokes

If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1) No mind.
2) No business.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Yo momma is so stupid, she puts lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.

Yo momma is so bald, you can see whats on her mind.