Mind jokes

If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1) No mind.
2) No business.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind as it hits the windshield?

His ass.

Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

So men can be open minded.