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Brain · Politics · Politicians · Architects
politicianA man went in for a brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either the Architect's brain which would cost him $10,000 or the Politician's which was $100,000.

"Does that mean that the politician's brain is much better than the Architect's?" exclaimed the clearly puzzled man.

"not exactly" replied the surgeon, "the politician's has never been used."
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Cars · Brain · Fiat · Small
carWhat is the smallest part of a FIAT?

The owners brain.
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Blondes · Brain Cells · Babies · Pregnant
blonde:5What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant.
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Men · Brain · Penis
man,proposing marriageWhat do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?

Castrated.
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Men · Holes · Penis · Brain
caveman,televisionWhy does a man have a hole in the end of his penis?

To get oxygen to his brain!
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