Brain 4 Quotes |
A man went in for a brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either the Architect's brain which would cost him $10,000 or the Politician's which was $100,000."Does that mean that the politician's brain is much better than the Architect's?" exclaimed the clearly puzzled man. "not exactly" replied the surgeon, "the politician's has never been used." 2 Comments · Single View The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "What's wrong with it?" The doctor says, "There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different! It's a hermaphrodite." The woman looks confused. "A hermaphrodite, what's that?" The doctor replies, "It has both features of a male and a female." The woman looks relieved. "What? You mean it has a penis and a brain?" 4 Comments · Single View |