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    Lawyers · Blondes · Money · Questions
    blonde:5A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

    The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.

    The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $50!" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

    The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.

    Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the
    Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $50. The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back to sleep.

    The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what is the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
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    Lawyers · Robbers · Banks
    cashierTwo lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in, waving guns and yelling for everyone to freeze.

    While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, and other valuables.

    While this is going on, one of the lawyers jams something into the other lawyer's hand. Without looking down, the second lawyer whispers, "What is this?"

    The first lawyer replies, "It's the $100 I owe you."
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    Lawyers · Wives · Secretaries · News
    woman,rosesGeorge had responded to a call from his lawyer, insisting that they meet at once. He arrived at his lawyer's firm, and was ushered into his office.

    "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked.

    "Well, if those are my choices, I guess I'll take the bad news first."

    "Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."

    "That's the bad news?" George was stunned? "If you call that bad, I can't wait to hear the terrible news."

    "The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."
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    Lawyers · Hell
    A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.

    As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.

    "That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."

    "Shut up", barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork.

    "Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"
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    Lawyers · Anal Sex · Doctors · Pregnancy
    A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn't sure it was such a good idea.

    The Doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?"

    She said that she did.

    He asked, "Does it hurt you?" She said no.

    The Doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant." The woman was mystified.

    She asked, "You can get pregnant from anal sex?"

    The Doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think lawyers come from?"
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