Drowning - 6 jokes
22 lawyer jokes
How do you save a drowning lawyer
1. Take your foot off his head.
him before he hits the water.
17 man jokes
How do you save a man
Take your foot
off his head
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If your wife
and your lawyer
were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to the cinema
George W. Bush was out jogging one morning when he tripped, fell over a bridge railing and landed in the creek below.12 Short jokesNext page Jokes
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful and offered the kids their wish.
The first kid said, "I would like to go to Disneyland."
George said: "No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One!"
The second kid said: "I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
George said: "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
The third kid said: "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!"
George is a little perplexed by this and says: "But you don't look like you are injured."
The kid says: "I will be immediately, after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning!"