You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?27 Lawyer Jokes
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
How do you save a drowning lawyer?18 Lawyer Jokes
1. Take your foot off his head.
2. Shoot him before he hits the water.
At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned. One soldier mused, "Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn't seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?"19 Army Jokes
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands for money.12 Killing Jokes
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."
The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"
What do you do if you miss your mother-in-law?3 Mother-In-Law JokesNext page Jokes
Reload and try again!