Shooting - 14 jokes
26 lawyer jokes
You find yourself stuck in a hole
with a murderer
, a rapist
, and a lawyer
. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?Shoot
the lawyer. Twice.
22 lawyer jokes
How do you save a drowning lawyer
1. Take your foot off his head.
him before he hits the water.
22 army jokes
At one Army
base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness
test was still on as planned. One soldier
mused, "Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn't seem to care how well we can shoot
, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?"
12 killing jokes
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands for money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see
The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."
shot him in the head, killing
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife
4 elephant jokesNext page Jokes
How do you shoot a blue elephant
With a blue elephant gun.
How do you shoot a red
You strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
How do you shoot a green
Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
How do you shoot a yellow
Ever seen a yellow elephant?