Shooting - 14 jokes
19 → Joke
You find yourself stuck in a hole
with a murderer
, a rapist
, and a lawyer
. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?Shoot
the lawyer. Twice.
16 → Joke
How do you save a drowning lawyer
1. Take your foot off his head.
him before he hits the water.
23 → Joke
At one Army
base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness
test was still on as planned. One soldier
mused, "Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn't seem to care how well we can shoot
, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?"
6 → Joke
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands for money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see
The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."
shot him in the head, killing
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife
2 → Joke
How do you shoot a blue elephant
With a blue elephant gun.
How do you shoot a red
You strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
How do you shoot a green
Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
How do you shoot a yellow
Ever seen a yellow elephant?
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