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How do you get Holy Water?

You boil the hell out of it.

55     water jokes


What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?

Another lawyer.

34     lawyer jokes


In Heaven:

The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.


In Hell:

The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.

22     heaven jokes


There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her.

They got married, and now he is going through hell.

30     marriage jokes


There was an earthquake at the Christian Brothers' monastery and it was leveled. All fifty brothers were transported to heaven at the one time.

At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter said, "Let's go through the entry test as a group. Now, first question. How many of you have played around with little boys?"

Forty-nine hands went up.

"Right!" said St. Peter. "You forty-nine can go down to Hell. Oh, and take that deaf bastard with you!"

29     heaven jokes






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