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The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher.

The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong.

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books,judicial scale

What is the difference between baseball and law?

In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

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books,judicial scale

43rd Law of Computing:
Anything that can go wr
fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped

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computer

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

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books,judicial scale

burglar,safe
The two partners from a small law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them looked alarmed.

He announced, "I have to go back to the office right away! I forgot to lock the safe!"

"What are you worried about?" asked the other. "We're both here."

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