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The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher.

The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong.

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books,judicial scale

What is the difference between baseball and law?

In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

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books,judicial scale

43rd Law of Computing:
Anything that can go wr
fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped

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computer

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

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books,judicial scale

What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

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