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Computers · Pills · Pac-Man · Games · Children
computerComputer games don't affect kids. If Pacman would have affected us as children, we would now run around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetetive music.
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Computers · Viruses · Amish · Messages
computerYou have just received the Amish virus. Since we have no electricity or computers, you are on the honor system. Please forward this message to everyone in your address book and then delete all files on your hard drive.

Thank you.
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Computers · Blondes · Differences · Information
computerWhat's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to put information into a computer once.
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Computers · Heaven · Hell · Microsoft · Apple
computerIn Computer Heaven:

The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.


In Computer Hell:

The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.
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Computers · Laws · Computing · Cores
computer43rd Law of Computing:
Anything that can go wr
fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped
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