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Computers · Pac-Man · Pills
computerComputer games don't affect kids. If Pacman would have affected us as children, we would now run around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetetive music.
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Computers · Engineers · Die · Software
computerOld software engineers never die. They just log out.
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Parrots · Computers · Unix · Bosses · Animals
parakeetA man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says, "the parrot on the left costs 500 dollars". "Why does the parrot cost so much," asks the man. The shop owner says, "well, the parrot knows how to use a computer".

The man then asks about the next parrot to be told that this one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system.

Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot to be told that it costs 2,000 dollars. Needless to say this begs the question, "What can it do?" To which the shop owner replies, "to be honest I have never seen it do a thing, but the other two call him boss!"
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Computers · Binary · People
computerThere are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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Software · Computers · Reboots · Engineers
computerOld software engineers never die, they just reboot.
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