Software Jokes
Top 10 Jokes about Software


My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

8     Bug Jokes

Old software engineers never die, they just reboot.

5     Computer Jokes

Whats the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesmen?

The used car salesman knows when he's lying.

21     Salesman Jokes

Old software engineers never die. They just log out.

19     Computer Jokes

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) None. real computer geeks prefer LEDs.
2) None. It's a hardware problem!
3) Just one. But the house falls down.
4) Two. One resigns halfway through the project.
5) 10. One to change the bulb and one to explain binary.
6) Is this a dynamically allocated light bulb?

7     Light Bulb Jokes

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