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5 jokes about software


My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

6     1

computer

Old software engineers never die, they just reboot.

3     5

computer

Whats the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesmen?

The used car salesman knows when he's lying.

25     2

car

Old software engineers never die. They just log out.

12     2

computer

light bulb
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) None. real computer geeks prefer LEDs.
2) None. It's a hardware problem!
3) Just one. But the house falls down.
4) Two. One resigns halfway through the project.
5) 10. One to change the bulb and one to explain binary.
6) Is this a dynamically allocated light bulb?

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