This is Linux land. In silent nights you can hear the Windows machines rebooting.17 Windows Jokes
Linux - the ideal operating system for CPUs that are never powered up.5 Cpu Jokes
Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer works.27 Windows Jokes
Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works.
DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn't work.
Windows is for those who don't want to know why their computer doesn't work.
Unix *is* user friendly. It is not ignorant-friendly and idiot-friendly.15 Unix Jokes
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."14 Penguin Jokes Jokes
The guy says OK, and drives away.
The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands: "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?"
The guy replies: "I did ... today I'm taking them to the beach!"