A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old
. I really need you to pay me a compliment ..."
The husband replies: "Your eyesight
's damn perfect."
You know that somebody actually complimented me on my driving
today, was too uber stoked! They even left a little note
on my windscreen. It said, "Parking Fine
." Was nice of them hey?
HOW TO IMPRESS
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
... with beer