A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look
old,
fat and
ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment ..."
The husband replies: "Your
eyesight's damn perfect."
You know that somebody actually complimented me on my
driving today, was too uber stoked! They even left a little
note on my windscreen. It said, "
Parking Fine." Was nice of them hey?
HOW TO
IMPRESS A
WOMANCompliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A
MANArrive
naked ... with
beer.