126 jokes about homes
Men45 woman jokes23 sweet jokes
are born between the legs of women
and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?
Theres no place like home ...
36 blonde jokes
, a brunette
, and a redhead
are stranded on a desert island. They find a genie
's lamp and agree they'll each get one wish
The brunette and the redhead both wish they were at home.
The blonde then says, "Gee, I'm kinda lonely ... I wish my friends
were here ..."
15 E.T. jokesProposal
What's the difference between a man
E.T. phoned home.
One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he is her half brother.5 Short jokesNext page Jokeshome sayings
The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off.
She goes to her mom and says: "Mom what have you been doing all your life time? Dad has been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!"
Her mom replies: "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad!"