Reboot jokes

4 jokes about reboots


Old software engineers never die, they just reboot.

5     software jokes

An Intel PC has four protections modes: Abort, Retry, Fail and Reboot.

3     protection jokes

This is Linux land. In silent nights you can hear the Windows machines rebooting.

17     windows jokes

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?

He was trying to get in touch with Private Data but if it involves a Major Disaster I understand that the fault lies with General Protection.

Furthermore, if you cannot reboot it may be because of a corrupt Colonel.

9     computer jokes