Reboot jokes

4 jokes about reboots


Old software engineers never die, they just reboot.

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An Intel PC has four protections modes: Abort, Retry, Fail and Reboot.

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This is Linux land. In silent nights you can hear the Windows machines rebooting.

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Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?

He was trying to get in touch with Private Data but if it involves a Major Disaster I understand that the fault lies with General Protection.

Furthermore, if you cannot reboot it may be because of a corrupt Colonel.

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