How do you confuse a blonde?23 Blonde Jokes
Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.
How does a blonde confuse you?
She comes out and says she did it.
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.33 Man Jokes
This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.
What did the confused bee say?5 Bee Jokes
To bee or not to bee!
A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"29 Tit Jokes
The woman looked puzzled. "Why do you want to talk to me?" she asked.
"Because every time I talk to a woman with beautiful tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere"
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.24 Teacher JokesNext page JokesConfused Sayings
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?"
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."