Confused - 25 jokes
How do you
confuse a
blonde?
Put her in a
circular room and tell her to sit in the
corner.
How does a blonde confuse you?
She comes out and says she did it.
23
blonde jokesSingle women claim that all the good
men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy
husbands.
This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.
33
man jokesWhat did the confused
bee say?
To bee or not to bee!
5
bee jokesA
man approached a very beautiful
woman in the large
supermarket and said, "I've lost my
wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
The woman looked puzzled. "Why do you want to talk to me?" she asked.
"Because every time I talk to a woman with beautiful
tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere"
33
tit jokesThe
teacher of the earth
science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?"
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be
eating alone."
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