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Cars · Brain · Fiat · Small
carWhat is the smallest part of a FIAT?

The owners brain.
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Cars · Bars · Strong · Men · Strengths
carA guy walks into a bar and demands to know "Who's the strongest in here?"

The toughest guy looks at him and says "I am the strongest around here!"

The other guy politely asks "Can you help me push my car to the gas station?"
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Cars · Police · Wal-Mart · Tickets · Insults
carYesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...

So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!

This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...
But hey, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner ...
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Yo Momma · Cars · Fat · Streets
carYo momma is so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
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Salesmen · Software · Cars · Computers · Men
carWhats the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesmen?

The used car salesman knows when he's lying.
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