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Cars · Brain · Fiat · Small
carWhat is the smallest part of a FIAT?

The owners brain.
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Cars · Bars · Strong · Men · Strengths
carA guy walks into a bar and demands to know "Who's the strongest in here?"

The toughest guy looks at him and says "I am the strongest around here!"

The other guy politely asks "Can you help me push my car to the gas station?"
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Bible · Cars · Adam · Eve · God
carWhat kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a fury.
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Yo Momma · Cars · Streets · Fat
carYo momma is so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
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Businessmen · Cars · New York · Banks · Loans
carA businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank would need some security for such a loan.

The business man then handed over the keys to a Rolls Royce that was parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checked out and the loan officer accepted the car as collateral for the loan. An employee then drove the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parked it there.

Two weeks later the businessman returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest which came to $15.41.

The loan officer said, "We do appreciate your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a bit puzzled. While you were away we checked and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000?"

The business man replied: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for fifteen bucks?"
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