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Cars · Bars · Strong · Strengths · Men
carA guy walks into a bar and demands to know "Who's the strongest in here?"

The toughest guy looks at him and says "I am the strongest around here!"

The other guy politely asks "Can you help me push my car to the gas station?"
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Salesmen · Software · Cars · Lying · Computers
carWhats the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesmen?

The used car salesman knows when he's lying.
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Blondes · Airbags · Cars · Dumb
blonde:4What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

An airbag.
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Brain · Fiat · Cars
carWhat is the smallest part of a FIAT?

The owners brain.
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Bible · Cars · Adam · Eve · God
carWhat kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a fury.
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