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Cars · Brain · Fiat · Small
carWhat is the smallest part of a FIAT?

The owners brain.
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Cars · Bars · Strong · Men · Strengths
carA guy walks into a bar and demands to know "Who's the strongest in here?"

The toughest guy looks at him and says "I am the strongest around here!"

The other guy politely asks "Can you help me push my car to the gas station?"
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Bible · Cars · Adam · Eve · God
carWhat kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a fury.
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Dealers · Cars · Ford · Shoes
carI went to a couple of car dealerships last week. At first I stopped at was Kia. Well nothing caught my eye, but the price was right.

Then I went to a Ford dealer. I didn't really find anything I liked, but every car had a pair of shoes in the trunk.

At last I went to the Chevy dealer. Well I see one that I like. The dealer does the once over with me, then he pops the trunk. Disapointed, I looked at the dealer and said: "Well, theres something missing."

The dealer puzzled asks: "What?"

I said: "At the Ford dealership I checked out, they had a new pair of shoes in the trunk of every car!"

Smiling the dealer says: "That's so they can walk home!"
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Yo Momma · Cars · Streets · Fat
carYo momma is so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
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