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How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

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man,firecracker

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

They already have boyfriends.

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man,wheel barrow

Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?

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man,weed

blonde
A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" she asks.

"I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband.

The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialling, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mommy! Mommy! Aunt Shirley is hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on!"

The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor. "You rotten Bitch", she screams. "My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"

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