5 jokes about carrots
34 → Joke
came into a shop
and asked, "Got any carrots?" The seller answered, "No!"
The next day the rabbit came again and asked, "Got any carrots?" The seller replied "No!"
Next day the rabbit came and asked, "Got any carrots?" The seller shouted, "No! And if you come again and ask for carrots, I'll take nails
and hammer you on the wall by your ears!"
Early next morning the rabbit came back and asked, " Got any nails?" The seller answered, "No!" The rabbit asked, "Got any carrots?"
13 → JokeProposal
A guy walks into the doctor
's office. There is a banana
stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber
in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril.
says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?1 → JokeProposal
Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?3 → JokeProposal
What's invisible and smells like carrots?2 → Joke