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Men · Beer · Stupidity
man,paint canWhat do men and beer have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.
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Men · Beer · Hot Dogs · Meals
man,hikingWhat does a man consider a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
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Men · Beer · Future · Plans
man,wheel barrowHow does a man show that he is planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer.
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Beer · Peeing · Mermaids · Wishes
Two frat boys were stranded at sea in a life boat. On the 4th day, a mermaid came up out of the water and offered them one wish to save their lives.

The frat boys thought about it and one shouted out,"I wish the ocean was a sea of beer." And it happened.

A litle while later the other one shouted,"Great, now we have to pee in the boat!"
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Bars · Beer · Drinks
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can.

He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!".

After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
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