Beer Jokes (2)

Beer · Peeing · Mermaids · Wishes

Two frat boys were stranded at sea in a life boat. On the 4th day, a mermaid came up out of the water and offered them one wish to save their lives.

The frat boys thought about it and one shouted out,"I wish the ocean was a sea of beer." And it happened.

A litle while later the other one shouted,"Great, now we have to pee in the boat!"

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Bars · Beer · Drinks

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can.

He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!".

After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"

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Men · Beer · Women

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

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Men · Beer · Stupidity

What do men and beer have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

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Men · Football · Beer · Sofas

What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?

The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer.

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