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Men · Beer · Future · Plans
man,firecrackerHow does a man show that he is planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer.
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Men · Beer · Women
man,wheel barrow:2How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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Men · Beer · Stupidity
guys,furnitureWhat do men and beer have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.
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Football · Men · Alcohol · Beer
man,proposing marriageWhat is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?

The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer.
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Beer · Peeing · Mermaids · Wishes
Two frat boys were stranded at sea in a life boat. On the 4th day, a mermaid came up out of the water and offered them one wish to save their lives.

The frat boys thought about it and one shouted out,"I wish the ocean was a sea of beer." And it happened.

A litle while later the other one shouted,"Great, now we have to pee in the boat!"
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