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Beer · Men · Women
man,firecrackerHow many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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Beer · Budweiser · Miller · Coors · Guinness
There's a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar.

The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on. Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke!

"Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask.

"Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, then neither will I."
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Beer · Police · Licenses · Policemen
policeman,dogWhat not to say to the nice policeman:

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
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Women · Beer · Men · Naked · Impressing
girl,bikini:2HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Arrive naked ... with beer.
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Men · Beer · Football · Sofas · Differences
man,hikingWhat is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?

The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer.
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