Jokes - Beaches


 


Penguins · Police · Beaches · Zoos
tux,linuxA police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."

The guy says OK, and drives away.

The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands: "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?"

The guy replies: "I did ... today I'm taking them to the beach!"
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Yo Momma · Fat · Whales · Greenpeace · Beaches
orcaYo momma is so fat when she was lying on the beach Green Peace tried to push her back in the water.
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Prostitutes · Crying · Men · Fuck · Kissing
man,grassThere was a prostitute on the beach without any arms or legs, and crying. A man came along and asked her what the matter was. She tells him that she has not been hugged before, so he picks her up and hugs her.

The next day she is still there crying, the same man comes along and asks her what the matter is. She tells him that she has not been kissed before, so he picks her up and kisses her.

The next day she's still there crying, and same man comes along again. He asks her sternly what the matter is and she tells him that she has not been fucked before. So the man picks her up, walks to the end of the pier, and throws her in the sea and says: "Now you're fucked."
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Bikinis · Men · Exercises · Girls · Beaches
man,toiletHow do men exercise on the beach?

By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a bikini.
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