Bath jokes

How does a man take a bubble bath?

He eats beans for dinner.

You wanna hear a dirty joke?

A boy in a white shirt fell in the mud.

You wanna hear a dirtier joke?

He got back up and fell back down.

You wanna hear a clean joke?

He took a bath with Bubbles.

You wanna hear the dirtest joke so far?

Bubbles is the girl next door.

Yo momma is so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.

Teacher: "What can we do to stop water pollution?"

Little Johnny: "Stop taking baths?"

What do you call a leper in a bath?

Stew.