There was a prostitute on the beach without any arms or legs, and crying. A man came along and asked her what the matter was. She tells him that she has not been hugged before, so he picks her up and hugs her.27 Prostitute Jokes
The next day she is still there crying, the same man comes along and asks her what the matter is. She tells him that she has not been kissed before, so he picks her up and kisses her.
The next day she's still there crying, and same man comes along again. He asks her sternly what the matter is and she tells him that she has not been fucked before. So the man picks her up, walks to the end of the pier, and throws her in the sea and says: "Now you're fucked."
The bus driver announces that smoking is prohibited and punishable by a fine of several hundred dollars.19 Baby Jokes
Suddenly, a baby starts crying.
"Come on kid," the bus driver said "you're only 6 months old, you can make it without a cigarette."
What's the difference between a viola and an onion?1 Viola Jokes
No one cries when you cut up a viola.
My friend thinks he's smart, he said onions are the only food that make you cry.7 Coconut Jokes
So I threw a coconut at his face.
How do you make Lady Gaga cry?2 Lady Gaga JokesNext page JokesCrying Sayings
Poke her face!