There was a prostitute
on the beach
without any arms or legs, and crying. A man
came along and asked her what the matter was. She tells him that she has not been hugged before, so he picks her up and hugs
The next day she is still there crying, the same man comes along and asks her what the matter is. She tells him that she has not been kissed before, so he picks her up and kisses her.
The next day she's still there crying, and same man comes along again. He asks her sternly what the matter is and she tells him that she has not been fucked
before. So the man picks her up, walks to the end of the pier, and throws her in the sea and says: "Now you're fucked."
driver announces that smoking
is prohibited and punishable by a fine of several hundred dollars.
Suddenly, a baby
"Come on kid," the bus driver said "you're only 6 months old, you can make it without a cigarette