9 jokes about oceans
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?14 → Joke
A good start! (Unless you are an environmentalist; then you would consider this indiscriminate dumping of hazardous waste.)
Yo momma is so fat, when she jumped in the ocean the Whales started singing "We are family ..."26 → Joke
A physicist, biologist and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time.11 → JokeProposal
The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. Obviously he was drowned and never returned.
The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He too, never returned.
The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote the observation, "The physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water".
What did the ocean say to the beach?2 → Joke
Nothing - it just waved!
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?36 → Joke