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Walls · Christians · Jews · Muslims · Peace
In Jerusalem, a female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was!

She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, she approached him for an interview.

"I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wall and praying?"

"For about 60 years."

"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in safety and friendship."

"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

"Like I'm talking to a fuckin' wall."
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Blondes · Walls · Glasses
blonde:5Why did the blonde climb over a glass wall?

To see what was on the other side.
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Dale Earnhardt · Pink Floyd · Walls
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hit was The Wall.
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Princess Diana · Germans · Walls
What's the difference between Lady Diana and the East Germans?

The East Germans survived the wall.
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Princess Diana · Casper The Ghost · Walls
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Casper the ghost?

Casper can go through walls.
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