Father: "How did you do in your tests?"8 George Washington Jokes
Son: "I did what George Washington did!"
Father: "What was that?"
Son: "Went down in history!"
Yo momma is so old that when she was in school there was no history class.4 Yo Momma Jokes
Teacher: "Who can tell me where Hadrians' Wall is?"6 Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny: "I suspect it's around Hadrian's garden!"
Father: "Why aren't you doing very well in history?"2 Born Jokes
Son: "Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!"
Teacher: "Who succeeded the first President of the USA?"2 Pupil JokesNext page Jokes
Pupil: "The second one!"