Tv 9 Quotes 2 Crosswords | After spending all day watching football, Harry fell asleep in front of the TV and spent the whole night in the chair. In the morning, his wife woke him up."Get up dear," she said, "it's 20 to seven." He awoke with a start and said, "In who's favor?" 0 Comments · Single View "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse."So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him." 10 Comments · Single View |