11 jokes about television
Two
blondes were in a
bar watching the television when the
news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge that was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said Betty.
"Bet you $10 he won't," replied Amber. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second blonde hands the first her money.
"I can't take your money," said Betty. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news."
"No, no. Take it," said Amber. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was
dumb enough to jump again!"
37
blonde jokesAfter spending all day watching
football, Harry fell asleep in front of the
TV and spent the whole night in the chair. In the morning, his
wife woke him up.
"Get up dear," she said, "it's 20 to seven."
He awoke with a start and said, "In who's favor?"
15
football jokesTeacher: "Where is the English Channel?"
Pupil: "I don't know, my
TV doesn't pick it up!"
3
pupil jokesWhat TV station do
bees watch?
Bee Bee C!
0
bee jokesA
blonde walks into a shop and gets one of the staff to help her find a TV. She finds one and says: "Can I buy that TV please?"
Staff guy: "No I don't serve blondes!"
Blonde: "Wait here!" She runs of, dyes her hair black and comes back in and says: "Can I buy that TV please?"
Staff guy: "No I don't serve blondes!"
Now the blonde is getting confused so she goes and dyes her hair red and comes back in and says: "Can I buy that TV please?"
Staff guy: "No I don't serve blondes!"
Blonde: "Why do you keep on calling me a blonde?"
Staff guy: "Because that's not a TV that's a microwave!"
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