15 jokes about trucks
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "LOW
BRIDGE AHEAD". Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a
police car comes up. The
cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got your truck stuck, huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of
gas."
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→ JokeA
Kentucky State
trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-75. He says to the
driver, "Got any
ID?"
The driver says, "Bout what?"
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→ JokeA
Kentuckian came home and found his
house on
fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"
"OK," replied the
fireman, "how do we get there?"
"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"
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→ JokeAfter a particularly poor game of
golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a
policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?"
"Yes," the
golfer responded.
"Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?" the
cop asked.
"Yes, I did. How did you know?" the golfer asked.
"Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck couldn't make it to the fire, and the building burned down. So, what are you going to do about it?"
The golfer thought it over carefully and responded, "I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb."
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→ JokeA Sunday School
teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about
Jesus by the next Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned.
Susie said, "He was born in a manger."
Bobby said, "He threw the money changers out of the temple."
Little
Johnny said, "He has a red pickup truck but he doesn't know how to drive it."
Curious, the teacher asked, "And where did you learn that, Johnny?"
"From my Daddy," said Johnny. "Yesterday we were
driving down the highway, and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy yelled at him, 'Jesus Christ! Why don't you learn how to drive?'"
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