Geography jokes

Teacher: "Where is the English Channel?"

Pupil: "I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up!"

Teacher: "What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?"

Pupil: "Dead? I didn't even know it was sick!"

Teacher: "What are the Great Plains?"

Pupil: "747, Concorde and F-16!"

Pupil: "My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were."

Mother: "Well next time remember where you put things!"

What travels around the world and stays in a corner?

A stamp.