Geography jokes

6 jokes about geographies


The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?"

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."

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What travels around the world and stays in a corner?

A stamp.

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If the Eskimos have a thousand different words for "snow", does this mean the French have a thousand different words for "surrender"?

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

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"It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?"

"Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

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