79 jokes about teachers
Teacher: "How much is half of 8?"
Little
Johnny: "Up and down or across?"
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Little Johnny: "Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!"
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Little Johnny jokesThe teacher of the earth
science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?"
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be
eating alone."
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science jokesTeacher: Why are you
late,
Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a
sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "
SCHOOL AHEAD. GO SLOW!"
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school jokesThe pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little
Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in
love." the
boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
"With you!" he said.
"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a
condom!"
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condom jokes"If there are any
idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the
sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one
freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the
student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
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