Remote jokes

8 jokes about remotes


How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.

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Why don't men do laundry?

Cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!

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"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him."

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In a world without walls and fences - who needs Windows and Gates?

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How do you get a man to do sit-ups?

Put the remote control between his toes.

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