8 jokes about remotes
How can you tell if your husband is dead?46 → Joke
The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
Why don't men do laundry?3 → Joke
Cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.17 → Joke
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him."
In a world without walls and fences - who needs Windows and Gates?14 → Joke
How do you get a man to do sit-ups?6 → Joke
Put the remote control between his toes.
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