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Sex · Husbands · Pregnant · Pregnancies
girl,sexyAm I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs?

Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.
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Men · Abortions · Pregnant · Pregnancies · Sex
man,wheel barrowIf men got pregnant ... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
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Doctors · Husbands · Pregnant · Wives
caveman,foodA man speaks frantically on phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
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Babies · Colleges · Pregnancies · Pregnant
baby,boyI'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.
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Blondes · Brain Cells · Babies · Pregnant
blonde:4What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant.
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