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A man speaks frantically on phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
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If men got pregnant ... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant.
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I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
With any luck, right after it finishes college.
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A man speaks frantically on phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
If men got pregnant ... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?