Pregnant, Jokes

Pregnant, Jokes

Pregnant

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Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs?

Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.

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If men got pregnant ... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.

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A man speaks frantically on phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

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I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant.

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