3 jokes about abortions
looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him. "What is it?" exclaims the President.
"It's the Abortion
, Mr. President - what do you want to do about it?"
"Just go ahead and pay it."
... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
How many "
" does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. Two to
in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began
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