Pregnancy jokes

28 jokes about pregnancies


What is the most common pregnancy craving?

For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

14     man jokes

I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

42     baby jokes

Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?

Yes, your bladder.

21     bladder jokes

Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs?

Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.

39     sex jokes

If men got pregnant ... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.

6     man jokes

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