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What is the most common pregnancy craving?

For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

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man,grass

Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?

Yes, your bladder.

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I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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baby,girl

Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs?

Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.

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girl,sexy

If men got pregnant ... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.

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man,weed



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