Pregnancy jokes
28 jokes about pregnancies
What is the most common pregnancy
craving
?
For
men
to be the ones who get
pregnant
.
14
man jokes
I'm two months
pregnant
now. When will my
baby
move?
With any luck, right after it finishes
college
.
42
baby jokes
Since I became
pregnant
, my
breasts
, rear end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?
Yes, your
bladder
.
21
bladder jokes
Am I more likely to get
pregnant
if my
husband
wears
boxers
rather than briefs?
Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.
39
sex jokes
If
men
got
pregnant
...
abortion
would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
6
man jokes
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