53 jokes about problems15 → Joke
Math8 → Joke
problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].
9 → JokeProposal
Ever notice how so many of women
's problems can be traced to the male gender
3) MENtal breakdown
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called John, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over ...1 → Joke
John clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?
He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'
I didn't want to appear 20 stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'
John grinned. 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?''
No,' I replied.
'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'
So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T.
Psychiatrist11 → Joke
: "What's your problem?"Patient
: "I think I'm a chicken
Psychiatrist: "How long has this been going on?"
Patient: "Ever since I was an egg