Jokes - Men


 


Men · Commercials · Believing · Saying
man,paint canWhy are men like commercials?

You can't believe a word they say.
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Men · Women · Bosses · Employees
man,hikingIn a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, "Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous ... or what?"

"Not at all, Ma'am," the manager replied. "It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don't pout when I yell at them."
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Men · Lawn Mowers · Houses · Electric
man,weedWhy do men buy electric lawn mowers?

So they can find their way back to the house
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Bras · Men · Women · Studies
man,paint canA recent study found that 35% of men have been injured while undoing a woman's bra.

That's correct. While unfastening a woman's stabilizing devise, men have received strained tendons, scratches, and other similar injuries.

Actually, I can vouch for that. I got injured today while trying to undo a woman's bra. When I undid the woman in front of me in the checkout line, she turned and hit me with a can of peas.
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Computers · Men · Differences
computerWhy is a man different from a computer?

You only have to tell the computer once.
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